We are Under Attack!
Fall isn't so much a season, as a schizophrenic roller coaster. We usually begin with an extension of summer, bright, hot and dry, and then one wake up to find cool breezes and a panoply of colors, as the trees turn every conceivable shade of yellow, gold, orange and red. Sadly, nature's kaleidoscope doesn't last long, and it's always routed by the same thing: the relentless march of grey, brooding skies and cold rain.

Dress brightly!

I know that you too have felt that cold, wet pall fall across the earth. We must face these hazy days as what they are: a war against good, color-loving people everywhere! Don't give in! With your help, we will face these agents of a monochrome world head-on. Get ready to make our stand against the seasonal-disaffective siege